The Unsuitable Boy

The Unsuitable Boy

I am very well experienced and still young

I say, heir-apparent is just an international song

I am colourful, I like Saffron very much

I also do not dislike Green that much

I also have a well-trimmed beard, like a ‘special status’

I will make you disappear if you ever call me bogus

I am capable and I am decisive

I am also very much divisive

I think the malnutrition comes from beauty-consciousness

I wish to put the Delhi Sultanat on permanent unconsciousness

I hate foreign-origin but I like Vibrant foreign money

I bring-in development, jobs, I also try to be funny  

I can not help worsen health of Bapu or Bapa

I can atleast follow what he says without using Gutka

I am not a spokesman for Census, so what if 5 crore

‘I’ People have grown, during my rule, now to 6 crore

I have added that ‘I’ at the beginning of above sentence

I always start with I, I have nothing to do with violence

I am unmarried like Atal, I am the only boy with blue eye

I am the most suitable boy, because I always end with I