The Unsuitable Boy

The Unsuitable Boy

I am very well experienced and still young

I say, heir-apparent is just an international song

I am colourful, I like Saffron very much

I also do not dislike Green that much

I also have a well-trimmed beard, like a ‘special status’

I will make you disappear if you ever call me bogus

I am capable and I am decisive

I am also very much divisive

I think the malnutrition comes from beauty-consciousness

I wish to put the Delhi Sultanat on permanent unconsciousness

I hate foreign-origin but I like Vibrant foreign money

I bring-in development, jobs, I also try to be funny  

I can not help worsen health of Bapu or Bapa

I can atleast follow what he says without using Gutka

I am not a spokesman for Census, so what if 5 crore

‘I’ People have grown, during my rule, now to 6 crore

I have added that ‘I’ at the beginning of above sentence

I always start with I, I have nothing to do with violence

I am unmarried like Atal, I am the only boy with blue eye

I am the most suitable boy, because I always end with I 

Singh is King again

Bengal Tigress roars Leftwards  

Takes Ma Mati Manush backwards  

Friday is a Holy-day, she admits

Party, Mitra become hypocrites

Singh is king again

Now begins to regain

The old-school Babu is kicked-up to the Hill

Policy Paralysis is not in Montech & PC’s will

First didn’t allow running it

Now can’t ask for calling it  

Tired of sitting in opposition

Still hoping for a proposition 

Good economics or good politics?

Amidst too much noise

Silence is the valued voice

Slow and steady wins the race

A blue-turban presents his case

Lack of coordination and leadership is good

Money growing tree is not there in the wood

Hands too black with Coalgate

Open a white foreign gate

Bring-in the FDI in retail

Check with the CBI for detail

Help keep away the anti-secular

Break-up the plenty vernacular

Extend a golden carrot to Netaji

Also get a free vote of Behenji

All is well and Right

When no opponent is Left

India Inc is again shining

Market has begun rising

Don’t bother too much about the poor and malnourished

Revival of the wild spirit will ensure Bharat perished

Can’t check the corrupt

Who split the anti-corrupt

Baba can’t bring back the black money

Yoga wealth too is not white honey

Saffron Modi-fied Parivar

Is an untouchable avatar  

To rule in too much diversity

Only a few are needed for unity  

United we stand in 2013

Can also hope for 2014

But amidst lurking, saffron-clad, multi-talent

Where is the reluctant, heir-apparent, sans-talent?

PC knows this MMS has already lived a rather long life

And the Queen Mother does not believe in an after-life

No wonder she wants a pliable lad

Even better if he is just Mundu-clad